Right. I fucking love Scotland. I really like it here. I like stuying here and I really fucking like the people here.
But the corporations... The fucking corporations...! They make my blood BOIL!! Every since we got here (We being me and my flat mate) each and every fucking corporation that we've been in contact with have been trying to screw us over. ROYALLY! They've failed every time, but they still keep trying! It pisses me off to no end! What the fuck gives them the right to send us phantom bills that we haven't got anything to do with!? Why the fuck do they put so much fucking effort into giving a good impression, only to screw you over once you've signed the dotted line? I would assume that they'd try to keep their customers, rather then scare them away with unwarranted bills and terrible customer support. Even my fucking bank screwed me over. Whyyyyy!? Why why why???
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... I know that's what they do. I know they're not going to change and all that, but it's so fucking annoying that I'm about ready to explode with anger!

That being said, I'd like to repeat what I said at the beginning, and say that I love it here, and have no intentions of letting asshole corporations influence my opinion of Scotland. But big corporations should do the world a fucking favor and plant bombs in their own buildings and blow themselves half-way to hell.

That would make me very happy.

(Any typo's or nonsensical sentences are due to my being angry.)

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